02 June 2010

I Win

I saw the funniest thing ever.  No matter what you saw today, I know for sure mine is funnier.

    I was in Target(not even Wal-Mart. I know, right?).  I was looking at the cool notebooks(yes, there is such a thing as a cool notebook on the day after school is out for the summer).  A girl of about, oh, I'd say maybe 25 - 30 years old with straight, dark brown hair in a pony tail, in shorts and a T-shirt comes around the corner doing her very best RUNWAY WALK.  She was about 5'3" and in flip flops.  As soon as she saw me, she slammed on the brakes.  And I being a girl who practiced mine in the dresser mirror but would never be caught dead in public, looked intently at the "hog mess" Target is passing for display of notebooks.  She shopped a moment and then went back the way she came.  Walking normally.

Thank you, Hometown Runway Girl, wherever you are. Oh, to be so free.

What did you see today?



  1. Please tell me that 'slammed on the breaks' means she fell on her face, because that makes the story oh so much more funny.

  2. Visiting from SITs.
    Oh, how I wish I could have been there. I looooove seeing stuff like that. It makes me all happy and laughy on the inside. Ugh, I'm so jealous.

  3. Classic! I wish I would have been there too. I just love that kinda stuff. You can live off the laughs for a long time. But then, I have always been pleased by these kinds of simple things.


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